Christchurch, New Zealand,Cal likes to sum herself up as "born and raised on the Canterbury Plains - and shaped like them." She's also not sure why she's writing in the third person so I'll stop.

Mum, Dad, two older brothers, 800 cuddly toys.

At the age of five; playing the Virgin Mary in a school Nativity play. Oh the irony.

Collarbone. Obvious, but irresistable.

Coming 2nd on "A Bit More after 10" TV talent quest thingo in 1994, which got me a job writing for "Skitz."

2000, Playing a character at a corporate gig and telling Sir Edmund Hillary not to climb up the balcony.

1997. Winning inaugural "Billy T" Award with Ewen Gilmour

I'll tell you soon!